They Tend To Come Out A Colour

I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid Books.

You Say 'erbs, And We Say Herbs Because There's A F*****g H In It!

Father, Bless Me For I Have Sinned, I Did An Original Sin… I Poked A Badger With A Spoon.

I Don't Know What It's Like In The U.s. But Immigrants In The U.k. Do The Jobs The Citizens Won't Do.

I Am Encyclopaedic On World War Ii. My Dad Took Me To D-day Beaches When I Was A Kid. I Was There Four Years Ago - Every Five Years They Have A Remembrance On D-day Beaches And I Would Have Liked To Have Been There And Done My Bit.