Two Languages In One Brain? No One

Puberty Is The Sickest Joke God Plays On Us. So You're Just Noticing Members Of The Sex: "girls Girls, Ooo". Naturally You Want To Look Your Best, And God Says "no! You Will Look The Worst You've Ever Looked In Your Life!"

I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women. In A Plastic Cup.

When You're Coming Out, You Have To Deal With The Whole World Saying 'oh! You're An Abominable Snowman'.

I Am A Professional Transvestite, So I Can Run About In Heels And Not Fall Over.

It's Not A Bloody Piano, It's A Clarenart...you Weird Talking Person.