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The More I Think About It, The More There Is To Be Said For The Sloth. He Sleeps Fifteen To Eighteen Hours A Day And Is Known To Have Taken Forty-eight Days To Travel Four Miles. He Hangs In The Trees After He's Dead. But He Lives Longer Than The Cheetah.

The Rose Bowl Is The Only Bowl I've Ever Seen That I Didn't Have To Clean.

Humor Is A Spontaneous, Wonderful Bit Of An Outburst That Just Comes. It's Unbridled, Its Unplanned, It's Full Of Suprises.

One Son Appears In Stereo - A Transistor In One Ear And The Phone In The Other.

God Created Man, But I Could Do Better.