I Lost Everything In The Post-natal Depression.

My Kids Always Perceived The Bathroom As A Place Where You Wait It Out Until All The Groceries Are Unloaded From The Car.

Our Teen-agers Withdrew To Their Bedrooms On Their Thirteenth Birthday And Didn't Show Themselves To Us Again Until It Was Time To Get Married.

How Come Anything You Buy Will Go On Sale Next Week?

When Children Reach The Age Of Sixteen, They Discover The Meaning Of Life: Car Keys.

The Bad Times I Can Handle. It's The Good Times That Drive Me Crazy. When Is The Other Shoe Going Going To Drop?