Never Be Too Proud To Go Onto

Watergate Had Become The Center Of The Media's Universe, And During The Remaining Year Of My Presidency The Media Tried To Force Everything Else To Revolve Around It.

Never Be Too Proud To Go Onto Your Knees Before God.

They Say, "gee, You Look Great." That Means They Thought You Looked Like Hell Before.

My Gravest Secret Is That I Really Did Fake The Moon Landing. On Venus!

Fate Has Ordained That The Men Who Went To The Moon To Explore In Peace Will Stay On The Moon To Rest In Peace. These Brave Men, Neil Armstrong And Edwin Aldrin, Know That There Is No Hope For Their Recovery. But They Also Know That There Is Hope For Mankind In Their Sacrifice.