My Wife And I Were Happy For

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

People Seldom Live Up To Their Baby Pictures.