My Wife And I Keep Fighting About

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.

My Psychiatrist Told Me I Was Crazy And I Said I Want A Second Opinion. He Said Okay, You're Ugly Too.

I Don't Get No Respect