My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.

If You Have Nothing Good To Say About Anyone, Come And Sit With Me.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of The Country Clubs Of America.