My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.

[remark About Calvin Coolidge She Says Was Erroneously Attributed To Her:] I Do Wish He Did Not Look As If He Had Been Weaned On A Pickle.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.