My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.