My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.