My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.

... [woman Suffrage] Has Made Little Difference Beyond Doubling The Number Of Voters. There Is No Woman's Vote As Such. They Divide Up Just About As Men Do.

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.