My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

[remark About Calvin Coolidge She Says Was Erroneously Attributed To Her:] I Do Wish He Did Not Look As If He Had Been Weaned On A Pickle.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.