My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Right Here By Me.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.