My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.

Sandwiches Are Wonderful. You Don't Need A Spoon Or A Plate!

I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember My Name.

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.