I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember

I Think Basically An Actor Is A Salesman.

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.

I Have An Ulcer. It Has An Iq Of 185.

A Room Is Like A Stage. If You See It Without Lighting, It Can Be The Coldest Place In The World.