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My Kitchen Is Not A Place To Live In. I Made It White So I Can Tell Instantly If It's Not Clean-and I Like It Clean Enough To Be Able To Eat Off The Floors-or The Tables,for That Matter.

Learning Lines Is On My Mind Until I Do Know Them. I'll Read The Paper Or Paint The House To Keep From Starting To Memorize. I've Never Found An Easy Way.

The Dining Room In My Old House Was Truly Magnificent, But By Far The Worst Room For Conversation. I'd Get Up From The Table, A Very Long Table, And Somebody Would Always Say, Paul, I Never Got To Talk To You.

My Following Is Straight. I'm So Glad.

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