My Post-child Period Resulted In One Instant

It's Not Terribly Dignified To Have Anyone Seeing One Laugh At One's Own Material.

I Grew Up In Los Angeles And Always Wished I'd Spent A Childhood In A Far Different Place.

I'd Be A Libertarian, If They Weren't All A Bunch Of Tax-dodging Professional Whiners.

I Can Say That Even In The Midst Of My Most Cynical Comic Stripping: Opus Shone Through With A Bit Of Heart, Anchoring The Ugly Proceedings With A Comforting Pull Of Emotion.

I Was Never Asked To Join The Editorial Cartoonists Of America. No Fraternity Would Have Me In College, Either. I Think They Know Something.