Irony Can Elude The Genius Among Us,

I Paint Digitally Now. A Pity, In Some Ways, As The Biggest Price One Pays Is That You No Longer Have A Finished Piece Of Physical Art To Hang On A Wall. I Miss That Terribly.

I'll Confess Right Here That I Secretly Wish I'd Have Drawn A Strip About A Little Boy With A Fake Tiger, Going For Adventures Throughout The Universe In Spaceships Of His Imagination.

I Happen To Think Nearly Everybody - Especially Those One Might Find In The Odd Issue Of 'people' Magazine, Including Me - Is Frightfully Boring, Especially Me. And Tom Cruise. Tom And I Are Alike In Only This Way.

I Hate Smoothies. Because They Won't Offer Firestone Ipa Beer As An Ingredient.

Steve Dallas...a Frat-boy Lawyer Who I Knew In School. He's Never Written Me. I Suspect He Was Shot By An Annoyed Girlfriend, Which Has Saved Me Many Legal Fees.