Irony Can Elude The Genius Among Us,

I Could Draw Bloom County With My Nose And Pay My Cleaning Lady To Write It, And I'd Bet I Wouldn't Lose 10% Of My Papers Over The Next Twenty Years. Such Is The Nature Of Comic-strips. Once Established, Their Half-life Is Usually More Than Nuclear Waste.

The Cartooning Was Always Just An Abstraction. It Was An Income. It Was Making Me Famous. It Was Allowing Me To Go And Do Other Things That I'd Wanted To Do.

I Started As A News Photographer At The University Of Texas' Daily Texan.

Some Of Us Find Our Lives Abridged Even Before The Paperback Comes Out.

I Knew 'mars Needs Moms! ' Would Be A Movie Seconds After The Title Came To Mind. Similarly, I Also Knew That My Daughter Would Be Calling Me A Dork As A Default Term Of Endearment Eventually.