Steve Dallas...a Frat-boy Lawyer Who I Knew

My Post-child Period Resulted In One Instant Change: I Write Shorter Books For Kids.

Dear Lord, I've Been Asked, Nay Commanded, To Thank Thee For The Christmas Turkey Before Us... A Turkey Which Was No Doubt A Lively, Intelligent Bird... A Social Being... Capable Of Actual Affection... Nuzzling Its Young With Almost Human- Like Compassion. Anyway, It's Dead And We're Gonna Eat It. Please Give Our Respects To Its Family.

I Grew Up In Los Angeles And Always Wished I'd Spent A Childhood In A Far Different Place.

I Was Never Asked To Join The Editorial Cartoonists Of America. No Fraternity Would Have Me In College, Either. I Think They Know Something.

Some Of Us Find Our Lives Abridged Even Before The Paperback Comes Out.