My Own Personal Rule Is To Tell

You Have Such A Huge Career ... Behind You.

Maybe I'm Corny, But I'm A Big Believer In Second Chances.

My Parents Passed Away When I Was A Teenager, So I Had To Learn Different Survival Techniques, I Think, In Comedy. You Know, Using Comedy As A Pressure Release, As A Release Valve In Life Really Kept My Sanity.

My Life And My Career Have Been A Series Of Happy And Not So Happy Accidents.

It Really Bothers Me When Some People Say That All Cops Are Racist. Of Course That's Not True. Most Of You Are Just [expletive] To Everybody.