My Old Man Is Drunker Than A

A Couple Of Sounds That I Really Like Are The Sounds Of A Switchblade And A Motor Bike.

Oh Teacher, I Need You Like A Little Child, You Got Something In You To Drive A School Boy Wild.

I Grew Up Conservative Because My Mum Was A Conservative, And When I Finally Realized What Conservatives Were, I Changed My Mind Immediately.

When I Say I Don't Have To Write Pop Songs Anymore, There's No Way I'm Going To Get On The Radio At 60 Years Of Age Unless I'm Doing A Duet With [lady] Gaga Or I Was On All Of The Lights, Which Was A Kanye West Record That Managed To Get On The Radio.

I Am In Deep Shock. I Have Lost A Beloved Friend [george Michael] - The Kindest, Most Generous Soul And A Brilliant Artist. My Heart Goes Out To His Family And All Of His Fans.