Chefs Aren't Celebrities: They're Chefs.

I Really Don't Need The Public's Money. I'd Like To Have Something On The Internet With Charitable Donation Optional, Where Anyone Can Download My Music For Free.

Poor Cow, You'll Get Your Dumb Man. You'll See Your Whole Life Coming At You In The Back Of His Hand.

I Think Performers Are All Show-offs Anyway, Especially Musicians. Unless You Show Off, You're Not Going To Get Noticed.

I Think Jesus Was A Compassionate, Super-intelligent Gay Man Who Understood Human Problems. On The Cross, He Forgave The People Who Crucified Him. Jesus Wanted Us To Be Loving And Forgiving. I Don't Know What Makes People So Cruel. Try Being A Gay Woman In The Middle East -- You're As Good As Dead.

And I'm Afraid, In This Day And Age, Trust, Which I Count So, You Know, I Love Loyalty. I Love Trust.