Chefs Aren't Celebrities: They're Chefs.

I Just Sit There And Make Up Songs And Sing To [my Son] In Gibberish. I'm Very Good At Gibberish Now.

Don't Be Afraid To Let Her Into Your Heart And When Your Down, Don't Try To Carry The Whole World On Your Shoulders.

How Dare You Refer To My Beautiful Children As 'synthetic'. And Shame On You For Wagging Your Judgemental Little Fingers At Ivf - A Miracle That Has Allowed Legions Of Loving People, Both Straight And Gay, To Fulfill Their Dream Of Having Children, Your Archaic Thinking Is Out Of Step With The Times, Just Like Your Fashions. I Shall Never Wear Dolce And Gabbana Ever Again.

I Went To A Mixed School And I Can't Remember Being Bullied At School, Ever. I Was Quite Large, In Those Days. Usually, If You're Going To Be A Bully, You'll Pick On Someone Who Is Small. I Didn't Bully Anybody, And I Don't Remember Being Bullied.

I Went Up To Prince And Said 'i'm A Big Fan Of Your Stuff' And He Looked At Me And Just Walked Off...left Me Standing There Like A ****. He's A Prat, But A Clever Prat.