My Mother Told Me 'man On Top,

My Personal Style Is Over-the-top Dowager. The Old Days They Said Get Dressed And Take One Thing Off, I Say Get Dressed And Put One Thing On.

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes A Pain Killer.

I Always Like A Charity With People Who Don't Speak English Because I Get Them To Do All Kinds Of Things Around My House.