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You Can Talk About Things Indirectly, But If You Want To Talk How People Really Talk, You Have To Talk R-rated. I Mean I've Got Three Incredibly Intelligent Daughters, But When You Get Mad, You Get Mad And You Talk Like People Talk. When A Normal 17-year-old Girl Storms Out Of The House Or 15-year-old Boy Is Mad At His Mom Or Dad, They're Not Talking The Way People Talk On Tv. Unless It's Cable.

When You're Famous, You're Always Famous. It Doesn't Go Away.

Words Matter. Especially If You're Kicking Someone's Ass In Words With Friends.

You Learn Who Your Friends Are When You Find Out Who Will Lie For You.

My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.