My Main Success Was An Attitude. Always

I'd Like To Think My Performance Is Today. I Never Try To - It's So, As You Know, Watching Me, I Have A Beginning, Middle And Ending. But Every Night The Show Changes And I Relate To An Audience And I Relate To The Young People.

I Don't Do Impressions.

I Was Nice To The People In The Philippines For The Two And A Half Years I Was There, Because I Knew Even­tually I'd Have To Kiss Up To Them So My Grandchildren Could Have Toys.

When Someone Says To Me, Do You Do Stand-up I Say Absolutely Not. I Like To Think Of It As A Theatrical Performance. With Me The Show Changes Maybe Five To Ten Percent Every Night. Of Course, Whatever I See In Front Of Me And Sometimes I Get On A Little Run About It And It Changes The Show. And My Delivery Is Such That People Who Have Seen Me Many Times Say Gee, I Never Heard That Before. Actually, They Have, But I Might Have Changed It Around.

I Can Sit All Day In A Comfortable Chair And Watch Ball Games, But I Don't Need A Blanket.