You Throw Your Best Punch, Otherwise Don't

Famous People Are Deceptive. Deep Down, They're Just Regular People. Like Larry King. We've Been Friends For Forty Years. He's One Of The Few Guys I Know Who's Really Famous. One Minute He's Talking To The President On His Cell Phone, And Then The Next Minute He's Saying To Me, Do You Think We Ought To Give The Waiter Another Dollar?

Room Service Is Great If You Want To Pay $500 For A Club Sandwich.

An Insult Comic Is The Title I Was Given. What I Do Is Exaggeration. I Make Fun Of People, At Life, Of Myself And My Surroundings.

We Show A Lot Of Film [with Regis Philbin] From My Career Which Is Most Enjoyable. I Enjoy Watching It.

I'm Very Shy So I Became Very Outgoing To Protect My Shyness.