You Throw Your Best Punch, Otherwise Don't

I Have My Own Gym. When You Do Jokes And They Sell, You Get A Gym.

I Always Rib People, But Nobody Ever Gives Me A Hard Time. I Don't Know Why. Maybe They're Afraid Of What I Might Say. There's Probably A Lesson In That Somewhere, But I Don't Know What It Is.

When You Talk About George Burns You're Talking About A Living Legend . . . Well, A Legend, Anyhow.

Alan King, A Comedian I Adored, Was Considered Society, And I Was Considered The Jewish Kid From The Neighborhood.

I Have No Idea What I'm Going To Say When I Stand Up To Give A Toast. But I Do Know That Anything I Say I Find Funny.