You Throw Your Best Punch, Otherwise Don't

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.

Italians Are Fantastic People, Really. They Can Work You Over In An Alley While Singing An Opera.

You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.

I'm Always Watching Films. The Academy Pretty Much Sends Me Every Film That's Ever Been Done. I Enjoy Watching Them, Especially With The People I Know.

The Thing I Love About Vegas Is That It's A Melting Pot. It's Like Working Ellis Island.