My Health, Thank God, Has Kept My

Political Correctness? In My Humor, I Never Talk About Politics. I Was Never Much Into All That.

The Old Days Were The Old Days. And They Were Great Days. But Now Is Now.

I've Never Gambled A Dime. Never, In All My Years In Vegas.

When You Talk About George Burns You're Talking About A Living Legend . . . Well, A Legend, Anyhow.

Famous People Are Deceptive. Deep Down, They're Just Regular People. Like Larry King. We've Been Friends For Forty Years. He's One Of The Few Guys I Know Who's Really Famous. One Minute He's Talking To The President On His Cell Phone, And Then The Next Minute He's Saying To Me, Do You Think We Ought To Give The Waiter Another Dollar?