My Health, Thank God, Has Kept My

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.

In The Old Days, That Was My Ad-lib For Hecklers In The Joints I Worked. It Stuck With Me. I Hardly Say It Now, Say, To Fans, Even Though People Do Send Me Hockey Pucks.

I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.

Frank Sinatra Enjoyed My Humor, So I Could Say Almost Anything To Him. I Mean, Within Reason.

Asians Are Nice People, But They Burn A Lot Of Shirts.