My Health, Thank God, Has Kept My

You Lose Your Energy, You Lose That Excitement And It Gets The Audience Up.

Half The Battle Is That People Have To Like You Before You Say One Joke, One Bit Of Humor.

I Can Sit All Day In A Comfortable Chair And Watch Ball Games, But I Don't Need A Blanket.

Sex Is Great, But When You Get To Be My Age, You've Got To Pace It A Little Bit. Otherwise You Get Tired.

Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke? I Was Never A Jokester.