My Home Has Always Been Show Business.

Fame Comes With Its Own Standard. A Guy Who Twitches His Lips Is Just Another Guy With A Lip Twitch - Unless He's Humphrey Bogart.

The Only Person I Ever Hurt Was Myself And Even That I Did To The Minimum. If You Can Do That And You're Still Functioning, You're The Luckiest Person In The World.

When Liza Minelli Was A Child, She Used To Sit On My Lap And Call Me Uncle Sammy.

"the Entertainer" He Did It All.

A Man Is Not Complete Until He Has Seen The Baby He Has Made.