My Home Has Always Been Show Business.

My Handicap? Man, I Am A One-eyed, Black Jew! That's My Handicap!

Everything Michael Jackson Does On Stage Is Exactly Right.

After I Decided To Become A Jew, Only Then Did I Learn That The Jews Don't Have All The Money. When I Found Out Rockefeller And Ford Were Goyim, I Almost Resigned.

Wishing, Hoping And Regretting Are The Most Common And Dangerous Tactics For Evading The Present.

My Mother Was Born In San Juan. So I'm Puerto Rican, Jewish, Colored And Married To A White Woman. When I Move Into A Neighborhood, People Start Running Four Ways At The Same Time.