Wishing, Hoping And Regretting Are The Most

We Can't Answer King's Assassination With Violence. That Would Be The Worst Tribute We Could Pay Him.

Talk About Handicap - I'm A One-eyed Negro Jew.

There Are Lines That I Know Are Going To Get A Belly Laugh, But After A Few Shows I Get Sick Of Hearing Myself Say Them So I Drop Them.

When Liza Minelli Was A Child, She Used To Sit On My Lap And Call Me Uncle Sammy.

Though I Love The Luxury Of The Waldorf Towers, Room Service There Doesn't Do Soul Food.