My Girlfriend Is Upset About Her New

I Think My Friend Jeff Is Gay. I Don't Know - I'm So Bad With Names.

My Mom's Been Having A Hard Time Lately. She Just Found Out That She Has To Have Both Of Her Breasts Removed - If She's Ever Going To Be Good At Golf.

My Girlfriend Is Jewish. But It's Easier To Buy Her A Christmas Present And Then Break It Into 8 Pieces.

I Will Never Understand How A Mother Can Kill Her Own Baby And Not Get Away With It.

The Opposite Of Sad Is Down's Syndrome.