I'm Too Cynical To Be An Optimist.

I Was Raised Catholic. I Rejected It Later On. I'm An Outspoken Atheist Now. People Say, 'oh, It's A Negative Thing To Be An Atheist.' I Don't Agree. I Think It's More Optimistic To Think That There Is No God, No Afterlife.

Disgusting. I Just Found My Grandpa's Viagra. I Swear, I Almost Puked From Eating So Many.

I Want To Marry The Kind Of Girl That Walks Out Of An Abortion Clinic With A Lollipop.

I Was Always Fascinated By Forbidden Things People Didn't Want To Talk About, Like Death.

Valentine's Day Was Created By The Greeting Card Industry To Get Pussy.