Disgusting. I Just Found My Grandpa's Viagra.

Hitler Really Wasn't So Bad. In The Black Way.

I'm Very Arrogant And Mean. I'm Almost Like A Bad Guy Professional Wrestler.

Yeah We're Not Together Anymore. She Has Got - She Has Got A New Boyfriend Now. They Just Moved Into Together. And I've Heard Rumors That He Is Abusive, Which Makes You Want To Go Over There With A Baseball Bat. And Then Blame It On Her Boyfriend.

My Ex-girlfriend Owned A Parakeet…oh My God, That F**king Thing Would Never Shut Up. But The Bird Was Cool.

I Killed A Squirrel Once With A Car. Twice With A Tennis Racket.