My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My

Marriage Isn't A Contest To See Who Is Most Often Right. Marriage Requires Being What The Japanese Call 'the Wise Bamboo,' Which Means You Bend So You Don't Break. Treat Your Spouse With The Flexibility And Respect You Would Give To A Top Client. Think How We Treat Clients; We Smile, We Are Polite, We Listen To Their Ideas. Never Forget That Your Spouse Is Your Most Important Client.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.

Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't Make You Nice. Hitler Read History, Too.

After We Made Love He Took A Piece Of Chalk And Made An Outline Of My Body.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Can Pay For The Plastic Surgery.