My Belief Is, You Know, Certain Things

Pets Are Found To Suffer From All The Ailments Known To The Human.

Some Kind Of Way, We Have To Say Enough Is Enough.

Last Time I Was Down South I Walked Into This Restaurant, And This White Waitress Came Up To Me And Said: 'we Don't Serve Colored People Here.' "i Said: 'that's All Right, I Don't Eat Colored People. Bring Me A Whole Fried Chicken.

I Wouldn't Mind Paying Taxes... If I Knew They Were Going To A Friendly Country

When I Lost My Rifle, The Army Charged Me 85 Dollars. That Is Why In The Navy The Captain Goes Down With The Ship.