I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.

I Used To Get Letters Saying, 'i Didn't Know Black Children And White Children Were The Same.'

Race Baiters And Discriminators May Go Underground, But They Never Move Out Of Town.

If All You Can Do Is Judge A Person By Their Appearance, Because You Don't Have The Spirit To Judge Someone From Within, You're In Trouble.

We Thought I Was Going To Be A Great Athlete, And We Were Wrong, And I Thought I Was Going To Be A Great Entertainer, And That Wasn't It Either. I'm Going To Be An American Citizen. First Class.

My Wife And I Went To Jail In Selma. The Difference When I Was Back There Recently? White Folks? No. Black Folks Who Were Not Scared. I Was Behind The President This Time. When I Was A Little Boy And Ran Around With Trifling Dudes, I Was The Only One Scared Of Dogs. And I Was Bitten 14 Times! Dogs Smell Scared. And That's The Same Thing With People: 50 Years Ago They Smelled Fear. There Was No Fear This Time.