Most Transvestites Fancy Girls.

I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid Books.

America Is The New Roman Empire. Remember What Happened To Rome.

I Don't Know What It's Like In The U.s. But Immigrants In The U.k. Do The Jobs The Citizens Won't Do.

We Have Two Hundred Languages In Europe. Two Hundred Languages! Count Them! I Know You Won't!

We Will Now Sing Forth, Hymn 405, 'oh God, What On Earth Is My Hairdo All About?