Most Transvestites Fancy Girls.

When You're Coming Out, You Have To Deal With The Whole World Saying 'oh! You're An Abominable Snowman'.

I Love The Fact That Trying Is Respected. The American Dream: If You Try, If You Build It, They Will Come. I Love That. It's Honorable.

But The Dutch Speak Four Languages And Smoke Marijuana!

My Stand-up Is Quite Good Now, People Say. It's Just Like A Big Conversation Each Time. Every Gig Is A Rehearsal.

I Try To Just Talk About Human Stories And What I Think About Religion Or Teapots Or Whatever.