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So In Europe, We Had Empires. Everyone Had Them - France And Spain And Britain And Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, Full Of Furniture For Some Reason. And The Austro-hungarian Empire, Famous For F-k All! Yes, All They Did Was Slowly Collapse Like A Flan In A Cupboard.

Comedy Is Like A Very Cokey, Druggy Sugar. You Get Hits Of Comedy, And It's Very, "more, Give Me More Of That Stuff," Because Serotonin Is Being Released In The Brain. So It's Basically, Everyone Becomes Serotonin Junkies, And We Are Serotonin Dealers. And That's What Being A Comedian Is About.

I'd Be Happy To Be Taken As A Woman - And That's What I Was Initially Trying To Do When I Started Throwing On Dresses And Stuff. But That Wasn't Going To Happen Because Everyone Kept Calling Me Sir. So I Thought I'd Change The Method And Just Start Wearing What I Wanted To Wear.

This Is A World That's Big Enough For Everyone. I Like That Message In That Comes Out Of John Lasseter, And It Comes Out Pixar, It Comes Out Of The Apple, Google, The Ben And Jerry's Thing. These Are American Companies That Send That Message Around That Is Good, That Is Healthy. And Everyone Goes, "that's The America I Always Believed In Before Watergate."

I Am A Professional Transvestite, So I Can Run About In Heels And Not Fall Over.