It's My Manifest Destiny To Wear A

I Definitely Have Breast Envy. When Teenage Girls Were Saying 'i Wish I Had Breasts', I Was Thinking The Same Thing.

I Felt Audiences Are Happier To Take Comedy People Who Play Darker People Because There's A Link Between The Psychosis Of Comedy And The Psychosis Of Being A Twisted Character.

I Appreciate Your Applause, But I Don't Do It For Applause. I Do It For Cash, It's Much Better.

Spiders Frighten Me. In Response To The Spider Alerts For Australia, Please Can The Australian Government Remove All Spiders From Australia And Blow Them Into Outer Space.

Because That's What Narcissism Is All About; Looking In The Mirror Everyday And Thinking 'damn, I'd Like To Shag Myself.'