It's My Manifest Destiny To Wear A

Father, Bless Me For I Have Sinned, I Did An Original Sin… I Poked A Badger With A Spoon.

Well, Comedy Is A Great Weapon Of Attack. It's Not A Great Weapon Of Support.

Danger Could Be My Middle Name... But It's John.

I Saw Something In A Program On Something In Miami, And They Were Saying, "we've Redecorated This Building To How It Looked Over 50 Years Ago!" And People Were Going, "no, Surely Not, No. No One Was Alive Then."

No Matter How Much Makeup I Wore, People Just Kept Saying "yes, Sir! Would You Like Tea With That, Sir?" "yes, I Would Like Tea. Why Don't You Put It On My Breasts?" "certainly. Tea For This Man's Breasts! Anything Else, Sir?"