Most Stick People Are Black.

It Seems That Man's Greatest Natural Enemy Is The Target.

When Someone Shows You A Picture Of Their Kids What They Don't Want To Hear Is Oh, Yeah, I Got Pictures Of Your Kid Too.

Palindromes Are The Number One Conversation Stopper, Like Party Killer, I Think I've Ever Seen.

You Are Ten Times More Likely To Get Hit By A Car When The Driver Is Aiming For You.

It Would Be Nice If People Said, God Bless You Not Just When You Sneezed But Also When You Farted.