Most Stick People Are Black.

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.

How Fast Does A Zebra Have To Run Before It Looks Gray.

I Was Thinking How Strange It Is That Water Is One Of The Best, Simplest Things On This Planet, And Still With A Simple Glass Of Water You Can Neutralize So Many Of The Greatest Technological Advances That We Provide. Like With My Blackberry, I Can Get In Touch With So Many People, But If I Dip It In A Small Glass Of Water I'm Completely Disconnected.

If You Want To Feel Less Sexy Put Scotch Tape On Your Nipples.

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.