Most Stick People Are Black.

There's An Old Russian Saying That Goes Some Way Or Another. I Don't Know It. I Don't Speak Russian. But Sometimes I Think About It And Wonder If It's Relevant To What I'm Going Through At The Time. Probably Not. I Mean What Do Russian Know About Hunger, Anyway?

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

Whenever I Throw Caution To The Wind I Make Sure I'm Facing The Right Way So That It Doesn't Blow Back And Hit Me In My Face.

Separate But Equal Is Terrible For Education But It's Perfect For Eyebrows.

The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades.