It Would Be Nice If People Said,

Palindromes Are The Number One Conversation Stopper, Like Party Killer, I Think I've Ever Seen.

I Think They Should Put Pies On The Fronts Of Trains, So That When They Hit Something It's At Least A Little Bit Funny.

I'd Love To Win Trophies, Be In Movies, Have A Body Of Work I'm Proud Of And Find A Way To Enjoy It Along The Way. Success Is Probably A More Of A Complicated Thing Than That.

Separate But Equal Is Terrible For Education But It's Perfect For Eyebrows.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.