This Is A Pie Chart About Procrastination.

When You're Wearing An Animal Costume And Something Bad Happens, Your Facial Expression Doesn't Change. The Animal Is Deadpan The Whole Time. If You're Skiing In A Gorilla Suit And You Fall, You Just See A Gorilla Who Has No Emotion. It's Just A Stoic Gorilla, Wildly Falling Down A Hill, Out Of Control.

I Think It's Cool When An Ex-girlfriend Becomes An Xl Girlfriend.

I Am A Man Of My Word… And That Word Is “unreliable.

If I Could Control The Behavior Of Fat Guys I Would Make Them Ride Mopeds More Often.

Most Stick People Are Black.