This Is A Pie Chart About Procrastination.

I Wear Dark Sunglasses When I Want My Head To Look More Like A Limousine.

I Remember When I Used To Be Really Into Nostalgia.

My Favorite Fruit Is Grapes. Because With Grapes, You Always Get Another Chance. 'cause, You Know, If You Have A Crappy Apple Or A Peach, You're Stuck With That Crappy Piece Of Fruit. But If You Have A Crappy Grape, No Problem - Just Move On To The Next. 'grapes: The Fruit Of Hope.'

If You Are Trying To Impress A Woman, Leave Any Sort Of Show Farting Out Of The Equation.

I Think It Would Be Worse To Get Mauled By A Dancing Bear Than Just A Regular Bear Because You Can't Totally Blame The Dancing Bear.