Mitt Romney Looks Like An American President

A Lot Of People Think I'm Retiring, But I've Been Telling A Fib. I've Been Forced To Leave This Job Because I Gave $75,000 To The Clinton Foundation.

I Haven't Reached Nirvana Yet, But I've Been To Detroit.

The Night Before The Olympics Opening Ceremony, My Son, Who Is Eight Years Old, Gets Very Excited And Likes To Put Out A Plate Of Cookies And Some Milk For Bob Costas.

If It Wasn't For Coffee, I'd Have No Discernible Personality At All.

Snooki Is Now A Published Author. I'm Blaming Sarah Palin. She Lowered The Bar.