Men Like To Barbecue. Men Will Cook

All Men Are Afraid Of Eyelash Curlers. They Don't Understand Them, And They Don't Want To Get Near Them. I Sleep With One Under My Pillow, Instead Of A Gun.

Men Who Are Going Bald Often Wear Baseball Caps.

If It's Attention You Want, Don't Get Involved With A Man During Play-off Season.

Men Have An Easier Time Buying Bathing Suits. Women Have Two Types: Depressing And More Depressing. Men Have Two Types: Nerdy And Not Nerdy.

Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.