Men Like To Barbecue. Men Will Cook

When I Was A Kid, I Had Two Friends, And They Were Imaginary And They Would Only Play With Each Other.

Cats Are A Waste Of Fur.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."

Men Who Are Going Bald Often Wear Baseball Caps.

When I Eventually Met Mr. Right I Had No Idea That His First Name Was Always.