Men Are Pigs. Too Bad We Own

Women Are Like Cars: We All Want A Ferrari, Sometimes Want A Pickup Truck, And End Up With A Station Wagon.

I'm Sad For Adults Who Want To Be Children. And Children Who Want To Be Adults.

In The Last Three Years Of Racing I've Met As Many Women Fans As Men Fans, And In Nascar It's The Same Thing. My Wife Loves Cars, But The Difference Is She Doesn't Have 20 Years Of Understanding The Background Of Them. She Basically Drives Them And Uses Her Gut Feelings As To Which Is Best.

My Mom Said The Only Reason Men Are Alive Is For Lawn Care And Vehicle Maintenance.

The Big Advantage To Playing The Venetian In Las Vegas - Where It's A Beautiful Theater - Is That Unlike Other Places, Even Many Other Nice Venues, I Can Do A Set And Lighting Cues, I Can Put On A Real Show. I Can Dress Up, Wear A Tux.