Men Are Pigs. Too Bad We Own

The Big Advantage To Playing The Venetian In Las Vegas - Where It's A Beautiful Theater - Is That Unlike Other Places, Even Many Other Nice Venues, I Can Do A Set And Lighting Cues, I Can Put On A Real Show. I Can Dress Up, Wear A Tux.

Men Are Liars. We'll Lie About Lying If We Have To. I'm An Algebra Liar. I Figure Two Good Lies Make A Positive.

Be Wary Of Listening To Stories Secondhand.

If You Don't Decide Where You're Going, Life Will Decide For You.

Comedy Is The Ultimate Anarchist.