When You're 6 Or 7, Your Father

If It Doesn't Say Binford On It, Somebody Else Probably Made It.

Nothing's As Easy As It Is On A Sitcom. Issues That We Take Care Of In 20 Minutes On The Show Can Stretch Out Over Years In Real Families.

You Don't Know What People Are Really Like Until They're Under A Lot Of Stress.

My Comedy Is Not Mine. It's A Gift. I'm Not That Smart.

The Greatest Missile In The World Is Useless ... Unless It's Targeted. A Torpedo Is Adrift Unless It Has Someplace To Go. An Arrow Is Pointless Unless It Hits Something. So It's Important For Kids--for Everyone, Even If You Fail At First--to Target Something And Head In That Direction. With All Your Might.