Men Always Fall For Frigid Women Because

I Come Out Before An Audience And Maybe My House Burned Down An Hour Ago, Maybe My Husband Stayed Out All Night, But I Stand There. ... I Got Them With Me, Right There In My Hand And Comfortable. That's My Job, To Make Them Comfortable, Because If They Wanted To Be Nervous They Could Have Stayed Home And Added Up Their Bills.

Esther Williams? Wet, She's A Star. Dry, She Ain't.

I'm A Bagel On A Plate Full Of Onion Rolls!

I'm A Bad Woman, But I'm Damn Good Company.

Men Always Fall For Frigid Women Because They Put On The Best Show.