Esther Williams? Wet, She's A Star. Dry,

Men Always Fall For Frigid Women Because They Put On The Best Show.

For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An Opium Pipe.

When Love Is Out Of Your Life, You're Through In A Way. Because While It Is There It's Like A Motor That's Going, You Have Such Vitality To Do Things, Big Things, Because Love Is Goosing You All The Time.

I've Done Everything In The Theatre Except Marry A Property Man.

I'm A Bagel On A Plate Full Of Onion Rolls!