Members Of The Senate And House, If

When You're Doing An Out-and-out Comedy, The Notion Of Preparing For A Character - I Hope I Don't Reveal Too Much Of Myself Here - But, Uh, No, I'm Not Doing Anything.

I've Got No Dark Secrets, I Wasn't Beaten Up, My Parents Were Kind To Me And There Was A Low Crime Rate Where We Lived. Maybe That's Where The Comedy Comes From, As Some Sort Of Reaction To The Safe, Boring Suburbs.

I Speak As Much Spanish As Anyone Who Has Grown Up In Southern California Or Texas Or Arizona. I Had My Three Years Of High-school Spanish And A Couple Of Semesters In College.

Whenever Someone Calls Me Ugly I Get Super Sad And Hug Them, Because I Know How Tough Life Is For The Visually Impaired.

I Don't Even Consider Myself An Impressionist, Really.