I've Never Had A Yard Sale, Ever,

I Still Regret That I Never Played Soccer In High School. I Chose Basketball Over Soccer.

Grief Is Nature’s Most Powerful Aphrodisiac.

I'm A Really Good Swimmer.

I'm Really An Artist Of Feeling. I Like Creating Things When It Feels Right.

I Always Just Forced Myself To Do Crazy Things In Public. In College I Would Push An Overhead Projector Across Campus With My Pants Just Low Enough To Show My Butt. Then My Friend Would Incite The Crowd To Be Like, 'look At That Idiot!' That's How I Got Over Being Shy.