Me Racist? The Only Race I Hate

If I Wouldn't Have Done Comedy, I Would Have Been A Teacher. I Was Really Good When I Took An Exploratory Teaching Class In High School, At Getting Kids' Attention, And Delivering Lesson Plans. Though My Principal Even Told Me That This Was What I Was Meant To Do. And That Being A Big-mouth Comedian Was A Waste Of Time.

Aside From Producing I Want To Direct But I'm Also Going To Get Back Out On The Road.

When I Go To Dance Clubs, I Always Dance With Big Girls, So We Finish At The Same Time.

I Don't Get Controversial, I Don't Get Political And I Don't Tell You What To Do With Your Life. I Just Go Out There And Tell Some Stories, And People Can Relate.

My Material Never Comes Out Verbatim Every Time. I Always Tweak In A Line, Or Tweak Away A Line, Gain A Couple Tags Or Lose A Couple Tags. The Timing Is Always Off.