Me Racist? The Only Race I Hate

With All The Classes They Offer At School, How Come They Don't Have One For Common Sense?

Wearing A Hawaiian Shirt, You Don't Ever Come Across As Offensive. Nobody Sees You As A Threat. You See Someone In A Hawaiian Shirt, And You Are Like 'this Guy Is Ready To Party.'

Life Is Measured By How You Lived It, Not By The Years.

Some Comics Don't Like It When People Talk During The Set, And It Does Get A Little Bit Annoying After Awhile, But I Basically Let People Dictate What Jokes I'm Going To Do.

My Favorite People To Have Fun With Are Police Officers 'cause They're So Serious, You Know.