Early On When I Started Talking About

When I Was A Kid I Did Impressions And Funny Voices A Lot. When I Was Telling A Story I Would Use The Voices To Make It More Entertaining.

Kids, Man, They're Way Too Honest. They're Like Mini-alcoholics.

For About Three Years I Was Performing At One Bar In East Los Angeles That Was Like A Mean Dive Bar. You're In There Performing For Drunks Or Bikers, Not The Most Flattering People. I Think It Helped Build My Confidence, Because You Have To Get Their Attention, Then Make Them Laugh.

Home In Bed Listening To The Rain Getting Ready To Order A Pizza. Sounds Like A Song Til The Last Part.

There Are Certain Bits In My Act That Will Never Change.