If You Put Your Personal Stories Out

Why Would Anybody Connect To Someone Who Has Everything Going For Them? It's The Person Who Has Faults That People Want To Connect To. So People Identify With Certain Insecurities On Stage And Just By Me Talking About My Diabetes People Come Up To Me After The Show And Tell Me "gabe, My Blood Sugar Is Out Of Control And I Feel You". That's The First Thing They Say, They Say "i Feel You!".

If I Wouldn't Have Done Comedy, I Would Have Been A Teacher. I Was Really Good When I Took An Exploratory Teaching Class In High School, At Getting Kids' Attention, And Delivering Lesson Plans. Though My Principal Even Told Me That This Was What I Was Meant To Do. And That Being A Big-mouth Comedian Was A Waste Of Time.

You Gotta Hang Out With People Who Have Big Dreams And Believe In That Dream.

You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians? They're Just Blown Up Mexicans!

I Went Up On Stage, And Said, "why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To Check Out The Chicks." I Was A Genius At 10. Try Telling That At 21, And You Look Hacky And Stupid. That Was The Only Joke I've Ever Told. Everything Since Has Been Character Voices, Doing Impressions Or Just Telling Stories.