Marriage Is The Most Advanced Form Of

Culture Is A Way Of Coping With The World By Defining It In Detail.

The English Are Polite By Telling Lies. The Americans Are Polite By Telling The Truth.

The Better Class Of Briton Likes To Send His Children Away To School Until They're Old And Intelligent Enough To Come Home Again. Then They're Too Old And Intelligent To Want To.

If God Had Meant Us To Have Group Sex, I Guess He'd Have Given Us All More Organs.

My Experience Of Ships Is That On Them One Makes An Interesting Discovery About The World. One Finds One Can Do Without It Completely.