English History Is All About Men Liking

Marriage Is The Most Advanced Form Of Warfare In The Modern World.

The English Are Polite By Telling Lies. The Americans Are Polite By Telling The Truth.

English History Is All About Men Liking Their Fathers, And American History Is All About Men Hating Their Fathers And Trying To Burn Down Everything They Ever Did.

If God Had Been A Liberal, We Wouldn't Have Had The Ten Commandments - We'd Have The Ten Suggestions.

The Better Class Of Briton Likes To Send His Children Away To School Until They're Old And Intelligent Enough To Come Home Again. Then They're Too Old And Intelligent To Want To.