Most Beds Aren't As Intimate As People

With Sociology One Can Do Anything And Call It Work

You Liberals Think That Goats Are Just Sheep From Broken Homes.

On Many American Campuses The Only Qualification For Admission Was The Ability Actually To Find The Campus And Then Discover A Parking Space.

English History Is All About Men Liking Their Fathers, And American History Is All About Men Hating Their Fathers And Trying To Burn Down Everything They Ever Did.

If God Had Meant Us To Have Group Sex, I Guess He'd Have Given Us All More Organs.